Best of Brianna

As you all know, Brianna loves to tell silly jokes. I thought this week I would tell you some of them. Here goes,

13 Silly Jokes

1. WHAT MEDICINES TO SICK ANTS TAKE?

Antibiotics

2. WHY DID THE OWL, OWL?

Because the woodpecker would peck her

3. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A BAD TEMPERED SHARK?

As far away as possible

4. WHY DID THE ROOSTER RUN AWAY?

Because he was chicken

5. WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW THAT EATS GRASS?

A Lawn Moo-er

6. WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SKUNK WITH A BEAR?

Winnie the Pooh

7. WHAT DO YOU CALL A CRATE OF CHICKENS?

A box of quackers

8. WHY DO ELEPHANTS WALK ON 2 FEET?

To give the ants a chance

9. WHY ARE SPIDERS GOOD SWIMMERS?

Because they have webbed feet

10. WHAT DO BEES CHEW?

Bumble gum

11. HOW IS CAT FOOD SOLD?

Usually "purr" can

12. WHY DID THE COW CROSS THE ROAD?

To get the the udder side

13. WHY DO HUMMINGBIRDS HUM?

Because they forgot the words